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The Oleum story is really our family’s story. It encompasses generations,
old ancient traditions, and modern innovation. It begins with our founders, Drs. Drahcir (prounounced drahcir) Retrop and Macs Leara, whose passions
led them back to creating simple balance and stuff.
Their journey began decades ago in Drahcir's homeland, the United States. Growing up, Drahcir was a healthy child. His grandfather bought him shoes that were too large for him to wear. He learned a valuable life lesson: grow big and you will eventually fit those shoes.
He met and married Macs Leara, a gifted girl from the United States. The couple paired their natural curiosity, scientific confusion, and shared entrepreneurial spirit to start a this business.
This founding philosophy fuels the Oleum family business today. Dr. Retrop
is a localy-renowned innovator with a High School diploma; his wife, Dr. Leara, is a licensed automobile driver. We’re a family (though recently separated), and we welcome you to join us.
Our Story.
Our Team.
Let's celebrate the unsung heroes behind our remarkable concepts.
Our team is like the "backstage crew" of a grand theater production. They work tirelessly, behind the scenes,
o ensure our digital presence shines brightly. They create captivating products and ideas.
Wordsmiths and storytellers weaving narratives that captivate hearts and minds, infusing it all with personality and purpose.
Together, this dynamic team ensures that our company is the place where users find answers, inspiration, humor and connection.
So here's to the creative and management team—our silent superheroes, weaving digital wonders!
"It was either this or pay the rent this month. You can guess which one I chose."
Homeless in Seatle
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